Ari On the Internet

Did you miss me?

Art and Media
I’d flip out if I saw this while I was driving in the rain. Objective completed.

Clothes
I want to meet the person that actually has the majority of these shirts.

Design
BRILLIANT. Also an investment opportunity.
If you feel guilty about never doing any handy work, I guess this kind of makes up for it.

Gadgets
I really don’t know how I feel about these.
I’d take this way more seriously if it didn’t look like an easy-bake product.
I think I’m going to start a collection of these wonderful things.

Nerdiness
If you’ve ever needed more evidence that Wolverine was a player..
I dunno.. it looks more like Jar Jar to me.

Photography
Someone tell me if they think Peach is a trap.

Links Art and media, Clothes, Design, Gadgets, Nerdiness, Photography

This has been a draft for over a month.
I wont even bother finishing.

Have at it.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/science/04/03/chewing.gum.bio/index.html
http://www.zdnet.com.au/reviews/software/internet/soa/Zoho-Writer-2-0/0,139023437,339295796,00.htm
http://www.smashingmagazine.com/2009/04/06/design-to-sell-12-tips-to-help-your-website-convert/
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/5111754/Chemical-reaction-that-explains-the-appeal-of-the-bacon-sandwich.html

Applies irl
You’re doing it wrong.

Countries that aren’t US
Did anyone really not see this coming?

Design
Bookshelves.

Film
There’s a few they left out, but how about a list of movie B.A.’s.
Lazy socialists. Faux news says so. See Television.
Why is there such a fine line between cool and trickerous when wearing sunglasses or fedoras?

Food
I like mine scrambled. You?

Government
How about a chart of projected job creation under Obama?
Hint: The raging elephant comments are more interesting.

Graphs
Make them.

History
So.. how would you feel if someone took your idea a little differently?

Religion
Whenever there’s more than 10 things in a list, I always feel like people just throw shit in no particular order. Here’s 50 atheists with an unexpected Jodie Foster.

Television
Faux news is attacking my childhood and calling me a lazy socialist. I don’t know how I feel about this.

Travel
And tourists wonder why everyone hates them.

Links Applies irl, Countries that aren't US, Design, Film, Food, Government, Graphs, History, Religion, Television, Travel

New page. Candy tracker.
Let’s see how much I spend on candy in a year.

To celebrate here’s a ton of things for you to look at.

Design
I wonder what this guy’s overhead is on taking apart keyboards to make these.

For if you want your furniture to do whatever the fuck you want it to.

I always wonder if awesome looking chairs are actually comfy..

Tell me, would you wear the first pair of headphones?

Jew chess.

Doesn’t this look like something out of a creepy movie? Well. I want it.

FUCK TWITTER
A twitter plant? I hate twitter. HATE.

Music
I’m not sure what I’d do if I saw someone walking down the street with this.

Nerdiness
If you’re the type to buy one of these, then by golly, use it.

Technology
Now music elitists can battle it out. Loser must assimilate.

He’s probably found this by now. But Teddy, lookit this awesomesauce flashlight.

You know all that hubub about the kindle and the sony reader?
They just got trumped.

Recreation
Tell all your cycling friends. This would actually be kind of cute.

Links Design, FUCK TWITTER, Music, Nerdiness, Recreation, Technology

Then someone proved it was Wednesday.
This improved my mood quite a bit.

Have at it.

Design
I want them. I want all of them.

Food
Why can’t people just keep things the way they should be?

Graphs
Note the third movie in all trilogies is equal or lesser than the rest.

Internet memes
Not today, internet. Please not today.

Places
New Orleans is a creepy town?
OP hasn’t been to New Orleans.

Nerdiness
Not that these really help that much..

Toys
I’m curious to know if these have actually brought in their projected sales.

Links Design, Food, Graphs, Internet memes, Nerdiness, Places, Toys

Besides watching things when I can’t sleep I haven’t really been quite on in the past week and a half. But, this is good enough.

Makes no sense
So.. why would you WANT to be “that guy“?

Useful
Is your weather this straightforward?

Youtube
You put two things you like together. Makes sense, right?

I have things to do and so do you.
So back to it.

Links Makes no sense, Useful, youtube

I’m lazy.

Useful
Drag and drop flash? Now you can be lazy too.
Let’s start a club.

Music
Mmm. If you say no to at least 20 seconds of messing with a Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger soundboard, you’re lazier than I am.

People to pity
Four sentences is enough to convey that you shouldn’t keep dozens of spiders, snakes, and lizards, etc. as pets. You’d think this guy would have learned from the last few times people have died this way. That’s also why no one cared enough to write much about it.

Links Music, People to pity, Useful

I’m not sure how I feel about that.

Badassery
To be more like Bruce Lee? Why would you say no?

Food
This only kind-of justifies me spending some hundred dollars at Panera Bread in the past few weeks. Pay close attention to #8.

People to pity
It’s all your fault.

Science and Research
Ever since I was little, I thought Jupiter was badass.

Shows
I’m sure this is exciting. Too bad I never got into Seinfeld.

Time Wasting
Infinite Mario? Of course you have some time to spare.

Links Badassery, Food, People to pity, Science and research, Shows, Time wasting

I didn’t realize I left out the first link from before.
But yes, this is how I imagine Phil if he were an octupus.

Aminals
Exibit 1.
Exibit 2.

Links Aminals

Religion
“Did you see me lay down the law?”

Links Religion

My head hurts.

Food
What’s the downward force that goes behind a regular dinner fork falling 150 feet?

Free swag
You download their stuff. You get the dollar.
What a clever idea.

Time wasting
I got one line, then stopped.

Useful
Ahh damn, what’s the word..

Uncategorized Food, Free swag, Time wasting, Useful