You like girls, don’t you?
Let’s do some stuff about girls, then.
People to pity
So, a while ago this unfortunate thing happened.
Then.. this more unfortunate thing happened.
Science and research
I dunno. Now I’m stuck between this, and having my ashes shot into space.
You know, given whoever I leave behind can afford to spend money that kind of thing.
Let’s be crude and insensitive for a bit.
Batshit crazy people
“It’s hard to kiss you and tell you no” is a cute thing to say, unless you’re this lady.
Business
“This company made massive mistakes”. And we called it.
Sexual in nature
I wonder how the guy that has to deal with this ends up.
Violence
Cause.. you know a few people that have it coming.
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Has some aminals to make you feel better.
Lookit this post. It’s so cute and short-like.
Batshit crazy people
I’m not sure who’s in the wrong.
Film
Forseriously?
Government
Guess what else is 8 inches thick and the weight of a cabin door on a 757.
Technology
Now you can pretend your password isn’t one of these.
Things to buy
People like you need to be keeping track of these things.
Best of the last half of the Ari to Phil digests. After this links will actually be relatively new. As long as I see my efforts being worth it, that is.
Aminals
As if you needed more reason to know kittens > dogs.
Applies irl
B.C. can stay. Fuck everything else.
Because you need a nerdy reason to remember anything useful.
Art and media
I want to be friends with a clever vandal.
Propaganda logic is the best.
How cutely inspiring.
Batshit crazy people
What a time consuming venture.
Furries are everybody’s problem.
I guess everyone needs a useless talent. What’s yours?
Film
I’d put Nightmare Before Christmas fans at the top.
“Hello, Clarice” always bothered me.
Bond trivia to deepen your knowledge bank.
Groups of people
There’s a line where making your point becomes OBNOXIOUS rather than thought provoking.
Makes no sense
Please, introduce me to the person who actually buys a headline shirt.
Modern society
What would YOU say to a guy standing on edge of a building?
People with names you [should] know
I’d feel terribly unaccomplished if people didn’t know my name for something awesome…
In case you haven’t heard that Putin is a badass.
Religion
Jesus hates a lot of things.
Useless idiots. All of them.
They got to them first.
Science and research
How awesome would it be to spend your life getting paid to figure out useless shit?
Pirates as you know them: FALSE.
Nothing is unethical FOR SCIENCE.
Shows
Flashbacks, neh?
Things to buy
The only thing missing is the part where these aren’t awesome.
Awesome lamps are awesome.
Time Wasting
Get out of your chair for a second or two.
Two awesome things in one. Zombocalypse + COYA.
Make your words music.
How clever can you get with cans?
If you haven’t played these, you’re not wasting your time well enough.
How many hours of escape from the room games can you handle?
Video games
All this means to me is that people need to focus more on real instruments.
Violence
<3 that this is categorized under entertainment.
From last post on, I guess post titles will be references to different things. If you happen to be in the loop, then add a centimeter or so to your epeen or a puff of inflation to your cultured ego. If not, then google it and pretend you knew.
Turns out I’m still deciding on what I’m going to do with this. Links seem fine for now, but for the past few months or so I’ve been thinking about having a place to write things. Tidbits about things I find senseless or wonderful. Like music, common life-happenings, or pictures of kittens. But I still have withholdings on doing so for whatever reasons and I can’t decide if it’ll be worth it.
So, until I figure it out. Enjoy links.
I don’t know why I bothered. Here’s the best of the first half of the Ari to Phil internet digests.
I’ve decided that the best way to do this is to group links in posts alphabetically, then tag the posts themselves with the given groups. No worries, eventually the links will be newer, the posts will be shorter and neater, and the tag cloud over there will be very pretty.
Help me justify staying up so late by responding to my clever comments or just letting me know what you think so far.
Aminals
You know German natives can’t say the word squirrel.
It’s like happy cat with hearing squared.
Batshit crazy people
Concerning sharks: “it probably wasn’t the smartest thing to do”
Foster mother I’d like to..
Rule 36 on park bench.
I bet you’d do it too.
My personal opinion: bullshit. They just want an excuse to eat excessively.
There’s so many things I don’t understand about this.
Countries that aren’t US
I wonder how they did away with him.
Beautiful hope filled lies for the ignorant masses.
Film
Damn you, high standards.
Pat yourself in the back to keep yourself from crying when you realize you know these scenes by heart.
Where are the Mighty Ducks now?
Food
Chocolate cake in 5 minutes? It’s more likely than you think.
I think I’m the only person I know that asks for no ice.
Retain your manliness with information about steak.
Groups of people
I guess everyone ever is part of this club til they grow out of it.
Internet memes
If I ever see a person wearing one of these, that’s enough reason to spit on them.
Makes no sense
Pic unrelated.
Modern society
“At $6.55, the federal minimum wage is worth 40 cents less per hour.. than it was a decade ago.”
Nerdiness
Giggle you stinky programmers. No one else will.
Haven’t you always wanted your own chatbot?
People to pity
If you think you’re having a bad day, really you’re not.
Compare yourself to these Olympians to regain your self worth as a regular person.
Imagine howhe feels.
People with names you [should] know
What you say about his company..
Remember that whole Brittany Spears lip syncing thing from a decade ago?
It’s okay, Mr. Clinton deserves it kind of.
If you haven’t already learned where that beautiful voice went.
What kind of person points out Einstein’s mistakes in a novel?
Religion
Isn’t the whole afterlife thing supposed to enhance the value of life?
Why does Canada get to tell them to GTFO and not US?
wat u mean hes not a conservitiv christian?
Sexual in nature
Keep away, science told me so.
Technology
Terrorists: foiled again.
SCHOOP DA WOOP.
Things to buy
I know a few people who would still have to wait for it.
Time wasting
Pretend you have the danger senses of a super hero.
Now you don’t have to bother people or look like an idiot.
Violence
Quick! Think of all the people that deserve this inside them.
Web comics
Choose your combinations to create your officemates. Comment what you come up with.
What a wonderful way to start the year: Finally figuring out what the fuck I’m doing with ariontheinter.net and listening to my neighbor-children screaming outside because they can’t play with fireworks properly.
Sososo, the few dozen hundred posts will be links for you to enjoy. Or rather, waste time with. No matter how you look at it I hope I will be a guide to all that is relevant to your interests on the internet. Let me waste some time for you so you can use those amounted minutes to something just as unproductive as it would have been anyway. Just make sure you leave feedback on links that give you strong enough impressions to do so. This will help me waste your time more efficiently. :]
-The Ari
