Ari On the Internet

I didn’t realize I left out the first link from before.
But yes, this is how I imagine Phil if he were an octupus.

Aminals
Exibit 1.
Exibit 2.

Links Aminals

Religion
“Did you see me lay down the law?”

Links Religion

My head hurts.

Food
What’s the downward force that goes behind a regular dinner fork falling 150 feet?

Free swag
You download their stuff. You get the dollar.
What a clever idea.

Time wasting
I got one line, then stopped.

Useful
Ahh damn, what’s the word..

Uncategorized Food, Free swag, Time wasting, Useful

Government
But this isn’t quite how I imagined it.

Now I know some idiot is going to skip right on to the audio without reading the article. So, before I even give you the link, I’ll give you a chance to save yourself from spreading terrible lies. These are excerpts of Obama quoting one of his old classmates.

But it’s still fun and games to listen to him talk in such a colorful way.

Links Government

Sneezing is starting to hurt less and my coughing fits are more spread out. And lucky you, I felt like being on the internets a little longer. Checkit.

Food
Bacon is nummy. But not this nummy. Do realize that this post is by this guy.

Makes no sense
You’re kidding me right? A keyboard for “hunt and peck” typers? Fuck you.

Music
I wasn’t aware that being pestered 10,000 times a year was worth $186,853.09.

Sexual in nature
Don’t lie. You’ve thought of joysticks like this before.

Aww. It’s cute in a funny way.

Technology
I wish I could make things like this in my free time..

Damnit, it’s so CUUEUTEUEUTE.

Time wasting
Someone tell me how long it takes to scroll the length of the Eiffel tower.
Cause I just dragged the bar all the way down.

Links Food, Makes no sense, Music, Sexual in nature, Technology, Time wasting

After several weeks in quiet celebration that I’ve escaped flu season unharmed, I have finally been put in my place. I have five of the seven listed possible symptoms on the wiki for influenza, and I am overall just not not comfy. The flu does not feel like warm hugs. Rather, it feels like the painful lung constricting kind that happens to make your spine pop.

So this is what I’ve collected today:

Batshit crazy people
At least my parents aren’t this bad..

Internet
That damn 25 things business on facebook has been irritating me for a while now.
But someone that writes for Time magazine actually put together two cute little articles for it.

So much for being anonymous.

Makes no sense
It’s awesome to know that advocates of breast cancer are spending their time so productively.

Religion
I wish I had enough money to have a fleet of buses advertising my ideas..

Things to buy
The more I see these damn things, the more I’m almost compelled to waste my money on one.

Links, Musing Batshit crazy people, Internet, Makes no sense, Religion, Things to buy

Time wasting

Don’t you like these games?
I like these games.

Links Time wasting

I don’t feel like working.
Let’s play something else, no?

Applies irl
Hint, hint.

Business
If you haven’t already figured this out you kind of deserve the $0.01.

Film
Really, this is just one long way to waste a nice bit of time.

Makes no sense
So.. Starcraft is a class at UC Berkley. What an awesome waste of money.

Modern Society
Srsly guys?

Science and Research
They would rather die.. than.. die.

Links Applies irl, Business, Film, Modern society, Science and research