Ari On the Internet

New page. Candy tracker.
Let’s see how much I spend on candy in a year.

To celebrate here’s a ton of things for you to look at.

Design
I wonder what this guy’s overhead is on taking apart keyboards to make these.

For if you want your furniture to do whatever the fuck you want it to.

I always wonder if awesome looking chairs are actually comfy..

Tell me, would you wear the first pair of headphones?

Jew chess.

Doesn’t this look like something out of a creepy movie? Well. I want it.

FUCK TWITTER
A twitter plant? I hate twitter. HATE.

Music
I’m not sure what I’d do if I saw someone walking down the street with this.

Nerdiness
If you’re the type to buy one of these, then by golly, use it.

Technology
Now music elitists can battle it out. Loser must assimilate.

He’s probably found this by now. But Teddy, lookit this awesomesauce flashlight.

You know all that hubub about the kindle and the sony reader?
They just got trumped.

Recreation
Tell all your cycling friends. This would actually be kind of cute.

Links Design, FUCK TWITTER, Music, Nerdiness, Recreation, Technology

I’m lazy.

Useful
Drag and drop flash? Now you can be lazy too.
Let’s start a club.

Music
Mmm. If you say no to at least 20 seconds of messing with a Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger soundboard, you’re lazier than I am.

People to pity
Four sentences is enough to convey that you shouldn’t keep dozens of spiders, snakes, and lizards, etc. as pets. You’d think this guy would have learned from the last few times people have died this way. That’s also why no one cared enough to write much about it.

Links Music, People to pity, Useful

Sneezing is starting to hurt less and my coughing fits are more spread out. And lucky you, I felt like being on the internets a little longer. Checkit.

Food
Bacon is nummy. But not this nummy. Do realize that this post is by this guy.

Makes no sense
You’re kidding me right? A keyboard for “hunt and peck” typers? Fuck you.

Music
I wasn’t aware that being pestered 10,000 times a year was worth $186,853.09.

Sexual in nature
Don’t lie. You’ve thought of joysticks like this before.

Aww. It’s cute in a funny way.

Technology
I wish I could make things like this in my free time..

Damnit, it’s so CUUEUTEUEUTE.

Time wasting
Someone tell me how long it takes to scroll the length of the Eiffel tower.
Cause I just dragged the bar all the way down.

Links Food, Makes no sense, Music, Sexual in nature, Technology, Time wasting