I don’t know why I bothered. Here’s the best of the first half of the Ari to Phil internet digests.
I’ve decided that the best way to do this is to group links in posts alphabetically, then tag the posts themselves with the given groups. No worries, eventually the links will be newer, the posts will be shorter and neater, and the tag cloud over there will be very pretty.
Help me justify staying up so late by responding to my clever comments or just letting me know what you think so far.
Aminals
You know German natives can’t say the word squirrel.
It’s like happy cat with hearing squared.
Batshit crazy people
Concerning sharks: “it probably wasn’t the smartest thing to do”
Foster mother I’d like to..
Rule 36 on park bench.
I bet you’d do it too.
My personal opinion: bullshit. They just want an excuse to eat excessively.
There’s so many things I don’t understand about this.
Countries that aren’t US
I wonder how they did away with him.
Beautiful hope filled lies for the ignorant masses.
Film
Damn you, high standards.
Pat yourself in the back to keep yourself from crying when you realize you know these scenes by heart.
Where are the Mighty Ducks now?
Food
Chocolate cake in 5 minutes? It’s more likely than you think.
I think I’m the only person I know that asks for no ice.
Retain your manliness with information about steak.
Groups of people
I guess everyone ever is part of this club til they grow out of it.
Internet memes
If I ever see a person wearing one of these, that’s enough reason to spit on them.
Makes no sense
Pic unrelated.
Modern society
“At $6.55, the federal minimum wage is worth 40 cents less per hour.. than it was a decade ago.”
Nerdiness
Giggle you stinky programmers. No one else will.
Haven’t you always wanted your own chatbot?
People to pity
If you think you’re having a bad day, really you’re not.
Compare yourself to these Olympians to regain your self worth as a regular person.
Imagine howhe feels.
People with names you [should] know
What you say about his company..
Remember that whole Brittany Spears lip syncing thing from a decade ago?
It’s okay, Mr. Clinton deserves it kind of.
If you haven’t already learned where that beautiful voice went.
What kind of person points out Einstein’s mistakes in a novel?
Religion
Isn’t the whole afterlife thing supposed to enhance the value of life?
Why does Canada get to tell them to GTFO and not US?
wat u mean hes not a conservitiv christian?
Sexual in nature
Keep away, science told me so.
Technology
Terrorists: foiled again.
SCHOOP DA WOOP.
Things to buy
I know a few people who would still have to wait for it.
Time wasting
Pretend you have the danger senses of a super hero.
Now you don’t have to bother people or look like an idiot.
Violence
Quick! Think of all the people that deserve this inside them.
Web comics
Choose your combinations to create your officemates. Comment what you come up with.
Links
Aminals, Batshit crazy people, Countries that aren't US, Film, Food, Groups of people, Internet memes, Makes no sense, Modern society, Nerdiness, People to pity, People with names you [should] know, Religion, Sexual in nature, Technology, Things to buy, Time wasting, Violence, Web comics
